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PostajNaslov: vicoteka:))   ned lis 26, 2008 10:57 pm

Zali se plavusa crnki:ovih dana me jako boli grlo,crnka joj kaze:ja nemam tih problema kad me boli grlo ja svog muza oralno zadovoljim i prodje me.Sutradan joj plavusa kaze:savet ti je odlican,grlo me vise ne boli,a tvoj muz nije mogao da vjeruje da je to bila tvoja ideja. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostajNaslov: Re: vicoteka:))   ned lis 26, 2008 11:05 pm

Dopisuju se dve plavuse SMS-om.Pita jedna:hocemo li na kafu?Stize odgovor:nemam para na racunu da ti odgovorim Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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PostajNaslov: Re: vicoteka:))   ned lis 26, 2008 11:20 pm

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostajNaslov: Re: vicoteka:))   uto lis 28, 2008 12:10 am

Sedam patuljaka, na čelu sa Ljutkom, došli u Vatikan, ulaze u katedralu Sv. Petra i traže Papu. Došao Papa i pita ih šta hoće. Ljutko:
- Slušaj Papa, ima li koja časna sestra koja je manja od nas?
- Nema, kaže Papa.
- Ma možda ipak ima, razmisli malo?
- Ma nema kad vam kažem!
Ljutko, ljutito:
- Ma Papa, jesi li sto posto siguran???
- Ma Ljutko, sto posto sam siguran da nema niti jedne časne sestre manje od vas!!!
A šest patuljaka iza Ljutka:
- Ljutko je jebo pingvina, Ljutko je jebo pingvina...
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PostajNaslov: Re: vicoteka:))   uto lis 28, 2008 1:05 am

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PostajNaslov: Re: vicoteka:))   uto lis 28, 2008 9:18 am

An Arab at the airport:

- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
No, no! Deer run too fast !
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PostajNaslov: Re: vicoteka:))   uto lis 28, 2008 9:30 am

lol!
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PostajNaslov: Re: vicoteka:))   sub stu 01, 2008 6:37 pm

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman.
They met each other at a perfect party.
They dated for two perfect years.
They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon.
They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw Santa Claus at the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up, because they didn''t want to make their perfect children (who were at home with their perfect babysitter) mad because it was close to Chritmas.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with Santa Claus, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and 1 lived.
Who died and who lived?

>>>>The perfect woman because the perfect man and Santa Claus aren''t real.<<< Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostajNaslov: Re: vicoteka:))   sub stu 01, 2008 8:55 pm

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy good perfect womannnnnnnnnn cheers cheers cheers
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PostajNaslov: Re: vicoteka:))   sub stu 01, 2008 9:19 pm

lol! lol!
true lernea.
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PostajNaslov: Re: vicoteka:))   pon stu 03, 2008 8:31 pm

THE answer to my 1st joke...lol i have both sides here Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

(((A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near him.
As she sat by him, he said, ''''You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?''''
''''What, my dear?'''' she asked gently.
''''I think you bring me bad luck.'''')))
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PostajNaslov: Re: vicoteka:))   čet pro 04, 2008 8:09 am

Kaže djevojka majci:

- Ja bi kupila konja!
- Pa gdje bi ga držali? - upita majka.
- U kući!
- Kćeri, ako želiš konja u kući, udaj se!

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I tako sutradan, Rufi dovede ženu kod doktora. Doktor je primi i počne razgovor.

- Dobar dan, gospođo Biba Very Happy !
- Dobar dan, doktore!
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- Joj znate, doktore, ja ujutro krenem na posao i vozi me susjed Mario affraid . Onda me on pita Čuj, buš mi platila za benzin ili šta? i ja onda moram ono ili šta! Zakasnim na posao i meni gazda kaže Hoćeš da ti dam otkaz ili šta? i ja moram ono ili šta! Vraćam se sa posla i opet me vozi susjed koji opet pita Budeš mi platila za benzin ili šta? i ja onda opet moram ono ili šta. I kad dođem kući, ja stvarno ne mogu više!

Na to će doktor:

- Pa, hoćete li da to kažemo vašem mužu ILI ŠTA?
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PostajNaslov: Re: vicoteka:))   čet pro 04, 2008 9:51 am

Trči mali Ivica i viče: "Mama, mama upišaću se."
mama: ajde odvešču te da piškiš
ivica: neću da me ti vodiš
mama: dobro, dobro, odvešče te tata
ivica: neću, oću da me deda odvede.
mama: a zašto deda?
ivica: dedi se tresu ruke.
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PostajNaslov: Re: vicoteka:))   čet pro 04, 2008 1:05 pm

lol lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostajNaslov: Re: vicoteka:))   čet pro 04, 2008 1:19 pm

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Smile Smile Smile Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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